These sin-binned-hockey-player-taunting green men made me laugh a lot, especially when one pretends to cry (via @cam_mcmillan)
Poor Wayne Rooney, can’t even have a pint in peace
In alternate reality comes to life news, Maradonna tuns out for Tottenham. He’s no Steffan Freund.
Casual! Casual! Casual! He’ll regret that quite spectacular own goal, and that haircut