Top Cricket blogger JRod has written a book: The year of the balls 2008: a cricket disrepsective. He’s running a competition to win one with 200 words or less on how CWB is ruining Cricket. Here’s my 198:
*Camera tracks past a pack of grizzly bears on crack patrolling the grounds of a darkened Hollywood hills mansion.*
PA: Mr Cruise?
Tom Cruise: This had better be good – Katie bluescreened again, I’m doing a complete re-install.
PA: You heard of Cricket?
Tom Cruise: Was I a Cricket player in Days Of Thunder?
Tom Cruise: Vanilla Sky? Fuck it, what you got, amigo?
PA: This… Cricket blogger is starting his own religion. Sehwagology.
Tom Cruise: You’re Fucking Kidding Me! That JRod shitheel usually peddles analysis as insightful as Andrew Flintoff ordering a post-Ashes win breakfast kebab! Now it’s a fucking religion?
PA: There might even be a T-Shirt.
Tom Cruise: I. Will. End. Him. Actually, fuck that. I’m going to end Cricket. Get me L. Ron’s reanimated corpse on line one…
*Cut to 2011. Montage of Richie Benaud sighing in a food court, Ian O’Brien blogging about scrapbooking and Lords being used for rolla-lawn before cutting to a hi-fi clearance outlet.*
Virender Sehwag: See this system here? This is Hi-Fi… high fidelity. What that means is that it’s the highest quality fidelity.