Ronaldo, the proper one, is back playing in Brazil. Not a bad first touch, that. Accept no imitations.
Padraig Harrington is always game for a laugh – when not playing an EXTREME par three, he’s helping some nerds test the Happy Gilmore swing.
PJ O’Rourke is in NZ to talk to some rich guys. Hamilton Public Library’s PJ trove was a formative influence on a young sportreview.net.nz – if you don’t know him, start with the classics.
I think he’s just circling the airport – are you alright there, Dougal?