Liverpool have their man, the unicorn hero of football hipsters everywhere, all glasses and fist pumps that are even more awkward than Wenger.
This geeky great white hope could have had pretty much any job he wanted, and to choose Liverpool, the quintessential under-achievers with over-expectations, says both ‘I was into football before it was cool’ and ‘I am a bit mad’. Fair play to him.
And so – Graeme Sportsfreak commissioned this tribute. 
