Asterix and Obelix taught me wild boars were something you chased for a little while, then magically transformed into a roast. Asterix and Obelix lied.
If you’ve watched Kane’s cover drives and Guppy’s lofted straight drives and thought you could do that, you are wrong. It’s a bit bloody different when you’re out there with an actual bat facing an actual ball, even in sportreview.net.nz’s old-man’s T20 league – real life tends a bit more… agricultural. Pete Langman on the shots we *actually* play.
When the person doing the subtitles has no idea how the sport actually works pic.twitter.com/LGsuTX7WMy
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) July 10, 2016
Game Of Life is for losers.