Top five least helpful things to say in Black Caps’ dressing room during 2nd innings run chase

5. Dan hogs the strike, eh? He should give someone else a go.

4. Hey, who wants to play ping pong back at the Hotel? Is it still going? Oooh, sorry.

3. Can we get porn on that TV?

2. Geez, that pitch is fucked. Glad I’m out already.

1. Wonder what Bondy’s doing right now? Who’s got his number?

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