Scotland debutante Chris Iwelumo had a worse weekend than you:
Also try:
– Look, I’m just not interested in scoring boring ‘stick it in the net goals’
– Bollocks, we’re 4-1 up, let’s not rub it in
– In 14 years, there’ll be videos on the internet. I’m going to be HUGE
and sportreview.net.nz’s personal fav – Ronaldo, C
