5 Silver Fern World Cup team building exercises

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5. ‘Smashing paper mache effigies of netball players that may or may not be Australian, but mostly are. Dirty Aussies.’ treasure hunt
4. ‘Carrying a nation’s hopes and dreams in an empty Cricket, America’s Cup and Rugby trophy cabinet world of postmortems, blame-laying and relentless shit flinging’ quilting
3. ‘Appearing natural while leaning on whiteware in your trackies and laughing, throwing your head back in a sexy-but-not-too-sexy kinda way’ powerwalk
2. ‘These people paid $500 each to watch you. Each. $500. Dollars.’ falling backwards off a table into team mates’ arms
1. ‘….and don’t even THINK about not making the final, Miss’ Tennis