Matthew Hayden photoshop competition – the winner

This is the reason sportreview.net.nz will never afford to purchase its European Corporate HQ (sportreview’s American Corporate HQ is the Ironman house) – following up the best traffic week ever with no posts at all. Ahem.

Anyway, it’s time to announce the winner of the crappy sportscafe DVD, first and only prize in the ‘Photoshop Matthew Hayden to look like a twat‘ competition. Read the judge’s comments and winner announcement inside…

Entry one from @sportreviewnz: “Weak. Could cause bushfire offence. Must try harder.”
Entry two @sportreviewnz: “Barely identifiable from original photo. Nixon mask is an obscure Point Break reference, so trying to be a clever dick there. Again. C-.”
Entry from @Naly_D of the Dropkicks: “Bringing in a cross-code reference. Obviously knows this site’s proprietor is going to respond favorably to anything Mitchell and Deans. Nice work.”
Entry from Subash of The Cricket Couch: “Solid effort. Nice use of Jesus’ hair, Hayden may consider his own hairstyle options after seeing this.”
Entry from JRod from Cricket With Balls: “Mocking Hayden’s self righteousness is a big win for the judges, as is using Kevin Smith’s Buddy Christ. Top marks.”
Entry from Hadyn Green of Public Address: “Hadyn has found a new non-cricket context for Hayden. A funny one.”
Entry from AntsGardiner: “As noted, I’m starting to think Hayden looks like Jacob Oram now. No-one wins in that situation.”
Drum roll please… the criteria was to a. be funny, which everyone has achieved. Funny material is a first for this site, and I thank you all. The second criteria was to make Matthew Hayden look like a twat, and everyone has really rolled their sleeves up and applied themselves.

However, there must be a winner, and the judges have decided Ants Gardiner achieved photoshop twattishness the best. Especially in the left hand image – what a twat. Well done and congratulations, a crappy-as DVD is on it way to you. After you send me your address and that.

Author: Richard Irvine

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