David ‘Bumble’ Lloyd, the Lancashire batsman, umpire, coach and pundit has an amiable, relaxed style and regularly comes up with *gems*, like ‘the fridge has opened, he’s flown like a gazelle!‘ in his broad Wallace and Grommit accent. As promised on Hadyn’s Field Theory, here’s more Bumble:
Spotting a stray heat spot
Pitch report from ‘Lords’. Listen for the dubious groundsman name
Utter gibberish. Catford?
The best one, though, is when someone nicks his lawnmower. I wouldn’t want to meet his George.