Ice white shoes. Ice white socks with navy blue double cadet stripes – it’s Alan in Paris. That’s… that’s the Eiffel Tower.
No sportreview.net.nz this week. Reading list ’til next time:
The No-Stats All-Star – Michael Lewis, NYT
Lance Armstrong Rides Again – Douglas Brinkley, Vanity Fair
The pain of pedal power – Simon Scardifield, The Times
‘Happiness was defined by the moment when you slotted a Subbuteo football past your best friend’s goalkeeper’ – Extracts of Graham Taylor and David Baddiel’s Subbuteo reminiscences, The Guardian
Sex, drugs and shoulder pads – The unbelievable story of the implosion of the Dallas Cowboys – Jeff Pearlman, The Observer
Non sport: Playing The Beatles Backwards: The Ultimate Countdown – Jamsbio
This is like one of those ACC ads. For God’s Sake, Don’t Go To The Football And Fall Asleep. YOU WILL BREAK YOUR FACE!
Fight! Fight! Fight! Gannets, seals, dolphins and frickin’ sharks all gang up on a bunch of sardines. *Spoiler* – the sardines lose.
Bond girls exposed.
These Beez guys have either discovered a new paradigm shift in the skateboard arena with their blue sky thinking – or they’re just really really high.
This clip features the most painful *sound* ever featured on this blog.
Football’s Jonathan Kaplan. Double yellow IS a pretty sweet move, I have to say.
The eight most underrated muppets. I’m a lefty man, myself.
Never get EXTREME, team – someone could lose an eye.
If you take on the Killeroo you will get your face eaten off.
Stroppy 70’s legend Johann Cruyff cusses out photographers, beats hapless defenders like they were The Joker’s henchmen, backheel volleys a goals with REPETICION, all to Thunderbirds music… this clip has everything.
Zombie Harmony is one of the best undead dating sites on the web.
Rangas deserve everything they get.
“Zombies cannot run – so if you see a person running at you, it’s not a zombie. DON’T shoot him. Give him a high-five.” “You’re blocking one of your own guys out there!” “He doesn’t matter, my safety is more important than his.” This is all invaluable zombie-infestation survival advice, team.
Here’s how to make a single speed hipster bike.
Do I not like that – insane, foul mouthed England football coach doco.