Month: May 2007

What’s Roman thinking?


Ken Bates *Watching football*

Woman in the middle *Watching football, slightly distracted by schoolgirl-ish giggling on her left, feels cold and her knuckles are white from clutching handrail – not quite sure why*

Roman Abaramovich *Thinking about tonight, when under the cover of darkness he’ll hide behind trees in Hyde Park and leap out screaming to frighten strolling lovers before running away laughing manically, knuckles dragging, leaving his minders to erase their memories with fists and boots*

Links on Friday

– Keano v Viera – the best bit’s when Gary “Rocky” Neville tries to get involved. Roy Keane is a legend – if you’re a fan at all, read this book.
– Sportsfreak’s Comical Braces – World Cup round up. Apparently it was all a glorious triumph!
– America’s Most Suspicious – har
– Ping Pong balls thrown into beer cups – who says recreational drugs kill your motivation?
– I’m off to see Dylan Moran on Thursday – can’t wait. Here’s one of Black Books’ best bits
– Sweet-ass ice sculptures I’m going to make with a chainsaw one day – har