roy keane

Fancy a spot of the old ultra violence? Go to YouTube and search ‘Roy Keane’ and ‘tackle’. Exhibit A. Exhibit B. He’s even handy with the verbals too. What a guy.

Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink didn’t mind scoring loads of goals against Tottenham. sportreview.net.nz doesn’t mind posting clips that make Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink look like an eejit who can’t keep track of the end he’s playing at.

Fourteen Passive-Aggressive Appetizers - Top thick slices of country bread with fresh goat cheese. Sprinkle with herbs and bake until crusty; serve to everyone but Jeff.

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- 50 greatest sporting insults - There’s some crackers here, like “There’s no way you are good enough to play for England.” “Maybe not, but at least I’m the best cricketer in my family”, directed at Mark Waugh
- Keano takes Sunderland to Ireland - OK, so *#@!$% Sunderland beat Spurs this morning (yes, thanks for the helpful reminder, Kate), but I can’t be too upset - I’ve got a sneaking admiration for Roy Keane and hope the throbbing vein on his forehead has an easier life now he’s not playing. Doubt it, though
- Soccer AM ‘third eye’ collection - if you find footballers being whacked in the face with balls hilarious, this this for you
- B3TA ‘make safe things dangerous’ image challenge - har. The the best’s the school sports day with the bear

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- Keano v Viera - the best bit’s when Gary “Rocky” Neville tries to get involved. Roy Keane is a legend - if you’re a fan at all, read this book.
- Sportsfreak’s Comical Braces - World Cup round up. Apparently it was all a glorious triumph!
- America’s Most Suspicious - har
- Ping Pong balls thrown into beer cups - who says recreational drugs kill your motivation?
- I’m off to see Dylan Moran on Thursday - can’t wait. Here’s one of Black Books’ best bits
- Sweet-ass ice sculptures I’m going to make with a chainsaw one day - har