This rally driver was doing great until he drives past some guy unable to keep his arse in his jeans. Features NSFW language in a badass Kiwi accent.
Footballers, learn from the great Totti – if you’re bothering to shave, get dressed and drive the Lambo to the ground, and if you want to foul someone, REALLY foul them. Don’t muck around.
The affectionate nickname for Marmite at the sportreview castle is ‘black death’. It’s horrible, team.
Are you a horse? It’s very motivating.
Poor Wayne Rooney, can’t even have a pint in peace
In alternate reality comes to life news, Maradonna tuns out for Tottenham. He’s no Steffan Freund.
Casual! Casual! Casual! He’ll regret that quite spectacular own goal, and that haircut
Shamefully, I texted a colleague today to acertain if the office Gooner was hurting more, less, or the same as when they lost to Barcelona. Every Tottenham fan gets funnier on days we beat Arsenal.
As Fergie says, it’s squeaky bum time, and even though our own squeaky bum involves finishing fourth, not first, I’ll take the win, especially if it’s kicked off with a strike like this. Not bad for Rose’s first premiership start.
VIDEO: The embedded goal video keeps getting taken down – you’re going to have to go search youtube yourself.
From the Guardian’s ‘Joy of six – dinks lobs and chips‘ feature – Panenka’s European Championship winning penalty.
Because Spurs Are On Their Way To Wembley, we feature Super Tottenham’s greatest musical moments eva.
Ossie’s Dream features a bewildered Argentinian trying to say Tottenham and failing at 1’55”
Glen n Chris channel Crockett n Tubbs. Badly.
Keano is a big sportreview favorite, for his Apocalypse Now style tacking, terrifying glower and for telling Mick McCarthy to ‘stick his world cup up his bollocks’, in an anatomically impossible yet impassioned outburst.
Here he is, aged 12, making a very nasty tackle, and here he is methodically settling a grudge that burned like deep heat in his undies for. Never mind starting an argument in an empty house, Keano can do it in the sanctum of the player’s tunnel.
No proper links this Friday, team, but this should keep you going.