Things David Warner should have been fined for

Everyone’s favourite angry gnome is sick of just playing cricket and that, and is once more focused on verbals and being held back from fights he’d definitely win.

His encounter with de Kock has had more close examination of camera angles than the JFK assassination, with none of them showing much that you’d write home about. Any more discipline demerit points for Warner in the next couple of years will draw a suspension, and free him up to spend more time with his family he’s gotten so angry defending.

In fairness, his coach and CEO seem pretty relaxed about losing their world class opening bat for brain-explosion reasons. Maybe the board should have a view.

Anyway, sportreview.net.nz can exclusively reveal the first Test sideshow is just the tip of the iceberg for fine-worthy infringements. Behold:

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Ten years of sportreview.net.nz: Cartoons

This week marks the ten year anniversary of this blog making the internet worse. Cue a series of unprecedented navel gazing posts – thanks for reading, team. 

See all the other cartoons that aren’t as good as these ones.

Ten years: Banners / NEWSDESK / Cartoons 

25 July 2005 – first one

Clive

23 July 2008
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25 July 2010
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See all the Dingo Deans Double Agent cartoons.

12 March 2009
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20 February 2009
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28 November 2005
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29 March 2006
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