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Danny Rose’s volley
Shamefully, I texted a colleague today to acertain if the office Gooner was hurting more, less, or the same as when they lost to Barcelona. Every Tottenham fan gets funnier on days we beat Arsenal. As Fergie says, it’s squeaky bum time, and even though our own squeaky bum involves finishing fourth, not first, I’ll … Continue reading “Danny Rose’s volley”
Sport’s top five Fight Club duos
<SPOILERALERT> This post discloses plot details from David Fincher’s Fight Club (1999). If you haven’t seen Fight Club in the ten years since then, give yourself a cock punch. </SPOILERALERT> Can we apply Fight Club’s plot twist that Tyler Duden is merely a macho, sexy figment of Ed Norton’s narrator character’s imagination to sport? It … Continue reading “Sport’s top five Fight Club duos”
Observer sport monthly
New OSM today. Includes the ’74 Lions… When another fight broke out, the Wales full-back and orthopaedic surgeon, JPR Williams, ran fully 60 yards, in the spirit of “99”, to deliver a right hook to second row Moaner van Heerden. “That’s not something I’m proud of,” Williams said later. …Team Rwanda’s Tour De France preparations, … Continue reading “Observer sport monthly”
Links on Friday
“He’s thirteen, well done” – I’m downgrading my opinion of Michael Owen from boring to utter twat Vijay Singh makes the most incredible ‘I’m going to go ahead and skip this one across the lake’ hole in one EVER, then wanders off Everyone loves playing Jenga at the beach, but these nerds have added some … Continue reading “Links on Friday”
sportreview.net.nz is off piste for the week
No sportreview.net.nz this week. Reading list ’til next time: The No-Stats All-Star – Michael Lewis, NYT Lance Armstrong Rides Again – Douglas Brinkley, Vanity Fair The pain of pedal power – Simon Scardifield, The Times ‘Happiness was defined by the moment when you slotted a Subbuteo football past your best friend’s goalkeeper’ – Extracts of … Continue reading “sportreview.net.nz is off piste for the week”
Missing in action
Scotland debutante Chris Iwelumo had a worse weekend than you: Also try: – Look, I’m just not interested in scoring boring ‘stick it in the net goals’ – Bollocks, we’re 4-1 up, let’s not rub it in – In 14 years, there’ll be videos on the internet. I’m going to be HUGE and sportreview.net.nz’s personal … Continue reading “Missing in action”
sportreview.net.nz top 12 stadiums
If you love sport, there’s nothing like walking into a new stadium – reaching the top of the stairs, seeing the field and getting all excited in spite of yourself. I’ve been lucky enough to go on sports adventures home and away – here’s my top 12 stadiums, ranked in totally subjective order, based on … Continue reading “sportreview.net.nz top 12 stadiums”
Links on Friday
Having grown up near Te Rapa Straight, one of our great impromptu race-tracks I can confirm that the ‘Tron is NZ’s rightful home of barely-legal street car action, so it’s only fair to hand the mean streets over to the pros for the weekend. Good luck to everyone heading to the V8s, and go the … Continue reading “Links on Friday”
Links on Friday (on Saturday)
– Zero Punctuation’s Guitar Hero III review – this guy should have his own show. Movie. Country, even, I’d live there – Badass bike crash – ouch– Writing drugs n shit into the baseball record books– Six great goal celebrations – Tardelli’s is the best by miles