Early quote of the year contender

I dunno, PdV is giving him a run for his money with these pearlers;
On Ricky Janurie
“What I learned in South Africa is, if you take your car to a garage and the owner is black or a black man, and they mess it up, you never go back to that garage. If the owner is white, you say ag, sorry, they made a mistake and you go back again. This is how some people live their lives in this country.”

On Schalk Burger’s eye-gouge
“I don’t think it was a card at all. I did see the evidence. I mean, first minute into the game, you have a lot of needle, if you were to sit down and dissect the whole game, you’d see a few yellow cards that had been missed.

“Shit man, for me and for everybody, this is sport, this is what it’s all about.”